25 lines
1. Lorin has never and will never punch anyone in the face, even if that person is a shitty movie.
2. Lorin was right about the Grey Album.
3. Tony Hawk Underground’s sick mode is impossible.
4. Jay-Z’s Black Album is boring.
5. If you like cigars, try a Montecristo #2.
6. You’re breaking the law by downloading the Grey Album.
7. Norah Jones Feels Like Home actually makes me like some aspects of country music.
8. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is refreshing.
9. Justin is a smart man who knows lots about movies.
10. Natalie Portman is definetly hot enough to make me want to see a shitty movie like Garden State.
11. The Beatles have been butchered in the Grey Album.
12. I wish Johnny Cash were my grandad.
13. I will buy the Matrix Trilogy despite the creamy shit center that is the second movie.
14. If you smoke cigarettes don’t fucking tell me my cigar stinks.
15. Jim Carrey is a good actor.
16. Justin likes some shitty ass movies.
17. I wish I had a lightsaber.
18. Disney stole almost every story it ever made a movie of.
19. If you can do 40 fliptricks in one combo, you need to go outside.
20. Natalie Portman is definetly hot enough to make me want to see a shitty movie like Star Wars Episode III.
21. Disney is rich. DJ Danger Mouse isn’t, and can’t sell his album.
22. I liked Top Gun.
23. Good cigars are only tobacco. Cigarettes have all kinds of added chemicals in them.
24. I’m no better than Justin.
25. I hope Lorin punches somebody in the fucking face, one day, I really really do, and knocks them out cold.