Chill The Fuck Out Day
Per Lorin’s observation of the Internet, I’ve decided that this site is too serious and all somber with straight up reviews. Wednesday February 12th will be our first ever Chill The Fuck Out Day.
Now that I’ve officially structured an event for relaxation, all four of you readers of this webpage are required to chill the fuck out.
Send your email and experiences on how you chilled out to president@whitehouse.gov
I’ll be listening to QotSA, Led Zeppelin, and Prince. Maybe I’ll just take a nap.
Am I making fun of Lorin? Do I agree with him? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
The answer is a resounding yes.